how to not get 500 things done.

take blurry pictures of your "mystery" snails

rescue a stuck snail

strum on the uke.

How to not get 500 things done:

Step 1. close the blinds at 6am

2. Snuggle with the pup until 8:30

3. Drag your guilty self out of bed, put on your overalls, go outside, feed your hungry beasts and apologize profusely for being late.

4. Make a really strong cup of coffee

5. Eat breakfast and watch reruns of the Office

6. Take photographs of your pet snails

7. Learn a new song on the ukulele

8. Watch the snow fall from the breakfast nook and decide you might as well wear your pajamas all day.

9. Eat ice cream for lunch

10. Take a bath

11. Eat some left over mac & cheese and wash it down with a Stella

12. Go to bed

13. Dream

14. Try again.